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Apple is now working to make an
"i-wife"
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
button...!
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Booking full till 2020


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A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..
He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?
Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-


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Why is wife more dangerous than Mafia???
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... .Mafia either wants your life nor money..

but.
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.wife wants both


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Professor sahab
aap ki aasabi beemari ka kya haal hai?
Jawab mila:Theek hai,
aaj kal maikay gae hoi hai.


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Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t you do that?
Husband: I tried but she slapped me.


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wife: ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..” Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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. After 1hour,
She calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..


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A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…


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