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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


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Meharban Kadardan,
Dekhiye mere SMS ka kamal,
Bandar Ayega,
Mobile Uthayega,
SMS Padega,
Smile dega.
Ab Forwerd Kar ke Hoshiyari Dikhayega..


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Today Is MMS Day...

MMS Means- Make Monkeys Smile

I Did My Job
Now It's Ur Turn
Send It To All Ur Monkey Friends
Stop Jumping
Start Sending


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Friends are like fish.
You have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught You.
So better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU


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A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ?

Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.


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Teacher: Who has learned half home work he can kiss men on hand,
Who has learned full home work he can kiss me on cheek,
One student stood and said: miss meet me on break time I have learned all books.


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I Want You,
To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner…. &
To Say Those Sweet Three Words To You….
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Pay the Bill


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