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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied: your wish is fulfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of Delhi University



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Those innocent eyes...
Those kissable lips...
A great smile...
The perfect walk...
Smoothest talk...
Absolutely gorgeous looks..
That's enough about me-
How are you?



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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you?


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A man hopes for a woman who is great in the kitchen, fantastic in bed, and knows how to entertain friends and family. He also hopes that these 3 women never meet.


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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.


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BOY: Close your eyes. What do you see?
GIRL: Nothing.
BOY: That's what my world would be with you!



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