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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?



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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


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Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!



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New style of love letter:
To,
The janeman
I LOVE YOU,
SUB- application for love.
Jaan, I beg to say that I am student of your heart.
I am lonely. I can't live without u. So kindly grant my love.
Your LOVE



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Sometimes girls pretend to not like you, when they do!
But the problem is that
Sometimes boys pretend to like you, when they don't



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Boy to Girl Before Exam: Hey All The Best,
Girl Also Told The Same.
But Girl Scored 80% Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart



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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…



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