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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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If dreams weren't dreams & dreams came true I wouldn't b here id b with you. Distance is 1 thing that keeps us apart. But you'll always remain in my heart!
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One crazy man knocks out into the ocean, he shouts for aid
But there was nothing one to aid him.
When he was about to die,
He establishes an angle in his offer.
He throws the fish towards beach and said;
At slightest I can put away your existence.
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Beware of your girl buddy; her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.
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Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.
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Still not asleep
I used to sleep at night,
then I discovered the internet.
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Husband: My darling! Please get married with sonu ji behind my bereavement.
Wife: Why?
Husband: for the reason that we battle every other last weedy. I feel like to castigate him.
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