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After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.


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When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!

& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…

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National I D CARD …
You Always Think Dirty


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Sir: What Is It That Girls Have Round In Shape On Both Left & Right Side,
Differs In Sizes From Woman To Woman, Starts With B, Ends What’s?
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Me : It's Bangles.....
You Dirty Mind


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I want to touch your lips
Taste your tongue
Smell your breath
What happen?





I am your Colgate


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Ap k liye apni jaan kon de sakta Hay ?
Select NO.
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Plz Reply
Mat krna
Apko ghar me dosri dfa salan koi Nahi Deta to jaan kon dega


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